Holy Shit! Nancy Grace is Procreating

If her parasitic presence wasn’t enough to make you vomit, CNN spewing head Nancy Grace has announced she’s pregnant with… TWINS!
Where is Scott Peterson when you need him?

Stick to Walkers and Raisins, Would Ya?

Old people really now how to screw up a good thing.
Just when I was feeling comfortable about sitting on the couch all day, reading gossip, searching for porn and checking MySpace messages, I read about Bill Anderson (not pictured) of Yuma Arizona. This 81-year-old bastard has decided to go on a 2,000-mile bicycle ride [...]

Does Barack Obama Hate Heavy Metal?

I have not read, or even seen Barack Obama’s official talking points on heavy metal, but after reading this story, in which the Democratic presidential hopeful warns of a “quiet riot,” I have to say I’m curious.
While he’s ostensibly talking about the growing frustration and resentment among blacks post-Katrina, thanks to the ineptitude of [...]

My Adventures on Match.com Part V (Sweet Success?)

(This is the final instalment of a five part series. Click here for Part I, here for Part II, here for Part III and here for Part IV.)
After the Attack of the Tongueless Girl, I decided that match.com was not for me. So, I canceled my subscription. However, I had a week or two left, [...]