You Can’t Fuck With the Kids: 17-Year-Old Hacks iPhone, Trades It For a Car

It was hard deciding on a headline for this post, because I had three that immediately came to mind; “The Kids Are Alright,” “The Youth Gone Wild” and “Electric Youth.” I don’t know about you, but I have a tough time when choosing between The Who, Skid Row, and Debbie Gibson song titles. Besides, “You [...]

Michael Vick Has Found Jesus!

Well, Michael Vick finally spoke to the media a few moments ago and less than three minutes into the press conference, the bastard went the “I’ve found Jesus” route.
“Through this situation, I’ve found Jesus and gave my life over to God,” Vick said, before declaring that he will redeem himself.
It’s interesting that Vick didn’t find [...]

Jamie Foxx Has Played Blind, Now He Plays Dumb

I take back everything I ever said about Michael Vick being a piece of shit that should be doused in water and electrocuted for what he did to dogs. When I said that, I had no idea that Vick was a victim. Luckily, Jamie Foxx set me straight in this recent interview.
“It’s a cultural thing, [...]

The Michael Vick Case is About Our Love For Dogs; Not Racism

For more than a month I’ve listened to misguided people screaming that the Michael Vick case is all about race. Of course, these are the kind of people that would tell you that the game of pool is racist, since the white ball controls the table, and to win the game you have to sink [...]

Free at Last! Free at Last! For 10 Percent of Your Bail, You are Free at Last!

Maybe I’m overreacting, but I couldn’t believe the ad I saw plastered on the back of a MARTA bus as I drove through Atlanta this morning.
The ad featured three African Americans, displaying huge smiles underneath the words: “FREE AT LAST.” That would have been fine, had the ad not been for Free At Last Bail [...]