Britney Spears Flopped at the MTV Video Music Awards But How Did She Flab?

I think by this point, the majority of us can agree that Britney Spears is a train wreck. If there was any doubt, she erased it with her bizarre “performance” at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards. But what is more of a trainwreck is the day-after media coverage of Britney.
I normally don’t have an [...]

Forget the Seven Year Itch, This is the 17year Fuck

I probably shouldn’t blog after finishing a bottle of Smoking Loon, but if I don’t do it now, I’ll forget to do it tomorrow. Or I’ll put it off. Or something like that. Damn, I know I had a reason for this blog post…
Oh, yes! Now I remember. I just looked at my blog stats [...]

Teenage Girls Are Killing Themselves More Often These Days

There is a new CDC report out that says the suicide rate for girls ages 10-14 jumped nearly 76 percent from 2003 to 2004. I can’t say I’m surprised. I imagine that if I were a young girl and had to deal with a barrage of imagery telling me I had to be a size [...]

Great Scott!! Plutonium is On the Move

If you’ve been worried that you’ll never find 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to power your flux capacitor unless you make a deal with a group of Libyan nationalists, you’re in luck.
It seems that the Energy Department is shipping plutonium to to the Savannah River nuclear complex in South Carolina as part of efforts to manage [...]

Worst Album Covers

If you have some time to kill today, you should really check out this page, which has 100 of the worst album covers ever. Something I found interesting was that a majority of the covers were from either heavy metal or Christian artists. I always knew they were kindred spirits. Anyway, here are just a [...]

Is it Racist to Laugh at R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet?

WARNING: If you haven’t seen R. Kelly’s masterpiece hip hopera, “Trapped in the Closet,” little of what I’m about to yap about will make any sense.
RECOMMENDATION: If you haven’t seen ‘Trapped in the Closet,’ put it in your Netflix queue and be prepared to be entertained.

I just finished reading this article in the New York [...]

Sinister Act: Whoopi Goldberg Defends Michael Vick

I’ve spent way too much time thinking about the Michael Vick situation, but it’s hard not to when you own a pit bull and are also a Falcons’ fan. Anyway, the latest and greatest is that Whoopi Goldberg, who had her debut on The View today, used the time to defend Michael Vick.
“You know from [...]