How the Gene Simmons Sex Video Has Scarred Me for Life

There are things I’ve seen during my life that I will never forget. This is especially true of those that I wish I COULD forget. Things that fall into the “wish I could forget” category include watching a car smash into a parked DOT truck on the interstate, then getting out and seeing a [...]

My First Sleeveface

I just took my first Sleeveface photo. It’s not the most inspired, to be sure, but it’s hard to argue with Neil Diamond. I must go find more records now.

Hey Mexicans – Learn the Language or Get Out!

I work at a large media company. I mention this so you’ll understand why this bumper sticker, which is on a fellow employee’s car, is even more disturbing to me than it would normally be.
I wouldn’t be surprised by this display of narrow-minded ignorance if I worked at, say, a Wal-Mart, but I am surprised [...]

Scamming for Girl Scout Cookies

Since I enjoy Do-Si-Dos, Samoas and Thin Mints as much as the next guy, I was initially pissed off when I read the story about a group of Girl Scouts in Westminster, Colorado who were scammed by a couple with a fake $100 bill. (Good thing the couple didn’t try this at my neighborhood Kroger.)
But, [...]

The Motherfucking Def Comedy Jam Motherfucker

I finally got around to watching the new version of Def Comedy Jam last night and all I have to say is fuck motherfucker, what the fuck?
The “comedians” that were on the show seemed to care nothing about the craft of standup comedy and instead relied on saying fuck, motherfucker, shit and nigger every other [...]