Things I’m Thankful for Today

Here are two things I am thankful for today, March 25, 2008.
1) I am thankful that you have to be at least 18 to get tattoos. Had there not been such a law in place, I could have very well ended up with tattoos like this:

2) I am thankful that I didn’t have the Internet [...]

Get Your Umbrella, It’s Raining McCain?

It looks like the Republicans are finally embracing the Internets and the idea of viral videos. The result is exactly what I would expect. Actually, this video so bad that I almost think it’s the work of Democrats. I know the Republican party is largely made up of the soulless, but I find it hard [...]

I’ve Been Rickrolled

I’ve already professed my love for Internet Memes. So, it should be no surprise that I HATE when I find out about one late in the game. Such is the case with “Rickrolling,” which I was just exposed to. Just in case you were like me and missed the phenomenon, here is a description [...]

Barack Obama is What’s Happenin’

If Barack Obama can keep his ice cream cone away from Re-Run, he is qualified to be President of the United States.

La Pequeña Will Haunt me Forever

I’m not scared of the dark. I’m not scared of heights, although I am scared of ladders. But, holy fucking hell, I am scared of this thing…