While I was driving to work recently, the Ice Cube song “Givin Up the Nappy Dugout” came on and it got me thinking about how rappers are adept as hell at making the female nether regions sound as unappealing as possible.
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I am, without a doubt, the third guy on this “honest” buddy list from Holytaco.com. For some reason I want all my friends to know what I’m listening to throughout my day. It’s kinda like when I had a beat up Nissan Sentra with a stereo worth more than the car. I drove that thing [...]
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(sound of someone knocking on a door)
“Hello, Mr. Cobain, are you in there? This is your electrician.
(more knocking)
Hello?!
(Sound effect of a shotgun blast)
This was the outgoing message on my answering machine 15 years ago yesterday, after Kurt Cobain’s body was discovered by an electrician. I thought it was timely and morbidly humorous.
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My lifelong dream of having my own bobblehead is coming true for my wedding. Here is how it’s looking so far.
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