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	<description>Another Silly Blog About Silly Things</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Emmy Nominations - The Wire Gets Shafted Again</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/emmy-nominations-the-wire-gets-shafted-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[david simon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[emmy awards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why this makes me so angry. I really don&#8217;t. I&#8217;m smart enough to know awards are not all that important. But right now I&#8217;m so pissed off I want to slap someone. Why, you ask? Because the 2008 Emmy Nominations just came out and The Wire wasn&#8217;t nominated for anything. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embracing Narcissism</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/embracing-narcissism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blogging]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[twittering]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lazy blogger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I obviously never blog. Why? Because I have moments of, “does anyone really care about any of this?” and I stop. I struggle with trying to make the blog general enough as to not seem narcissistic. But, you know what? I am ready to embrace my narcissism. I’m ready to use this space for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The $122,000 Thong</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/the-122000-thong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[asses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[expensive clothes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fasion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[thongs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My issue with this story isn&#8217;t the fact that there is a such thing as a thong worth $122,000. What I question is why they couldn&#8217;t have found a model with a nicer ass to show the thing off. Seriously, does that look like an ass that should be flossed by six-figure undies? Hell naw!

 [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>Things I&#8217;m Thankful for Today</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/things-im-thankful-for-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tattoos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bad tattoos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here are two things I am thankful for today, March 25, 2008.
1) I am thankful that you have to be at least 18 to get tattoos. Had there not been such a law in place, I could have very well ended up with tattoos like this:

2) I am thankful that I didn&#8217;t have the Internet [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>Get Your Umbrella, It&#8217;s Raining McCain?</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/get-your-umbrella-its-raining-mccain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mccain girls]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[republicans]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[viral videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[it's raining mccain]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like the Republicans are finally embracing the Internets and the idea of viral videos. The result is exactly what I would expect. Actually, this video so bad that I almost think it&#8217;s the work of Democrats. I know the Republican party is largely made up of the soulless, but I find it hard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Been Rickrolled</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ive-been-rickrolled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[internet memes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rick astley]]></category>

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I&#8217;ve already professed my love for Internet Memes. So, it should be no surprise that I HATE when I find out about one late in the game.  Such is the case with &#8220;Rickrolling,&#8221; which I was just exposed to. Just in case you were like me and missed the phenomenon, here is a description [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>Barack Obama is What&#8217;s Happenin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/barack-obama-is-whats-happenin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>

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If Barack Obama can keep his ice cream cone away from Re-Run, he is qualified to be President of the United States.
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>La Pequeña Will Haunt me Forever</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/la-pequena-will-haunt-me-forever/</link>
		<comments>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/la-pequena-will-haunt-me-forever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[La Pequeña]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[amy winehouse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not scared of the dark. I&#8217;m not scared of heights, although I am scared of ladders. But, holy fucking hell, I am scared of this thing&#8230;


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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>How the Gene Simmons Sex Video Has Scarred Me for Life</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/how-the-gene-simmons-sex-video-has-scarred-me-for-life/</link>
		<comments>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/how-the-gene-simmons-sex-video-has-scarred-me-for-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[disgusting videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gene simmons]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gene simmons sex tape]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[genes secret]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kiss]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[npr]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[terry gross]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[foreigner]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[genessecret.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
There are things I&#8217;ve seen during my life that I will never forget. This is especially true of those that I wish I COULD forget.  Things that fall into the &#8220;wish I could forget&#8221; category include watching a car smash into a parked DOT truck on the interstate, then getting out and seeing a [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>My First Sleeveface</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/my-first-sleeveface/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[neil diamond]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[photography]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sleeveface]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just took my first Sleeveface photo. It&#8217;s not the most inspired, to be sure, but it&#8217;s hard to argue with Neil Diamond. I must go find more records now.

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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>Hey Mexicans - Learn the Language or Get Out!</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/hey-mexicans-learn-the-language-or-get-out/</link>
		<comments>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/hey-mexicans-learn-the-language-or-get-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Race]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Race Relations]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bumper stickers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[immigration]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mexicans]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>

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I work at a large media company. I mention this so you&#8217;ll understand why this bumper sticker, which is on a fellow employee&#8217;s car, is even more disturbing to me than it would normally be.
I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised by this display of narrow-minded ignorance if I worked at, say, a Wal-Mart, but I am surprised [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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		<title>Scamming for Girl Scout Cookies</title>
		<link>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/scamming-for-girl-scout-cookies/</link>
		<comments>http://stalebread.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/scamming-for-girl-scout-cookies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[cookies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[girl scout cookies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Since I enjoy Do-Si-Dos, Samoas and Thin Mints as much as the next guy, I was initially pissed off when I read the story about a group of Girl Scouts in Westminster, Colorado who were scammed by a couple with a fake $100 bill. (Good thing the couple didn&#8217;t try this at my neighborhood Kroger.)
But, [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Tony</media:title>
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