New Year’s Resolutions

New Year’s resolutions are lame. But, damnit, I have some:

1) I will blog more.

2) I will not care that no one really reads my blog. Why would I care if no one reads, right? Wait, who the fuck am I talking to if no one is reading this?

3) I will not make any bets that exceed $50.

4) I will not support any more chili cook offs at work.

5) I will stop taking photos of myself.

6) I will stop looking at look at less porn.

7) I will