Bubble Bath Blogging

Since I’m hoping to start blogging more, I thought I should finally test out this WordPress for the iPhone app that I downloaded months ago and haven’t touched since. To make testing it out fun, I decided to write this entry from a bubble bath. I hope that properly disturbs or excites you.

Speaking of bubble baths, I think I’m becoming obsessed with taking them. It started out with me taking one every Sunday, while drinking mimosas, but it is turning into a regular event. Sadly, there are no mimosas this morning, since I have to go to the gym in an hour.

OK, that should be enough jibberish to test this thing out. Plus, I gotta build my bubble fortress.


How People Find Stale Bread: 2/12-2/19

internet_surferEvery once in a while I like to check out my blog stats. I do not do this to stroke my ego. I mean, how much stroking can one do when finding out a whopping 45 people checked out their blog the day before? Not much. Instead, I like checking my stats to see HOW they found my rarely-updated spot on the web. I am almost always surprised, and even disgusted at what I find.

So, I figured, why not start sharing some of these search terms, just in case you’ve started thinking most people use the Internets to expand their mind. My “top line” analysis? There are a lot of people out there who are really obsessed with tattoos, Gene Simmons and “fucken” 17 year olds. Oh, and a lot of them are also racists who want to know how to best use their iPhone.

Here are some highlights from 2/12/09 – 2/19/09

  • shit tattoos
  • what republicans say the word nigger
  • gene simmons sex tongue
  • what is with all the winking on match.co
  • i’ll never stop loving you tattoo
  • 17 years oldfuck hard
  • “michael vick” +nigger
  • 17 years oldfuck hard
  • quiet riot
  • top iphone uses
  • pussypower
  • heidi fleiss ugly
  • gene simmons cunnilingus
  • power to the pussy
  • 17 year old fucked
  • sex in a truck
  • christian tattoos
  • old lady sex
  • best uses of the iphone
  • fucken 17 yearold
  • people who hate republican
  • 17 year old fuck
  • 1980 clothes fashion
  • stale pussy
  • does gene simmons drink or do drugs
  • can a 17 year old fuck a thirty year old
  • why be thankful for today

Embracing Narcissism

OK, I obviously never blog. Why? Because I have moments of, “does anyone really care about any of this?” and I stop. I struggle with trying to make the blog general enough as to not seem narcissistic. But, you know what? I am ready to embrace my narcissism. I’m ready to use this space for whatever the hell I want to and not care if it’s more personal than not. No one really reads it anyway and the people that do read it probably know me, so what’s wrong with being personal?

Just as long as I don’t start “twittering.” People that do that drive me crazy. I love myself plenty, but I KNOW that no one cares to follow the play-by-play of my day, in excruciatingly boring detail.

Tony Jenkins is Twittering: “Drinking Coffee”

Tony Jenkins is Twittering: “Going to go shower, then head to work.”

Tony Jenkins is Twittering: “Driving to work”

Tony Jenkins is Twittering: “In a meeting.”

Twitter me this: Who really gives a shit?

Anyway, I’m going to start blogging more. At least I think I am. I’m pretty certain I’ve said something like this before.

UPDATE: I was sucked in. So, follow me damn you!